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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 01:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can Scale AI and Alexandr Wang reignite Meta’s AI efforts? - TechCrunch

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

No way

Why do nearly all of the answers on Quora have “read more” and when I click on it, I get a virus warning every time? Has anyone else had this happen?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This Alarming COVID Symptom Is Everywhere With The Latest Variant. We Asked Experts What You Need To Know. - buzzfeed.com

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can you share a lesson that you learned later in life and how it has impacted your current lifestyle, mentality, or attitude?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Loons and Moons

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?

They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?