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13.06.2025 01:44

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can Scale AI and Alexandr Wang reignite Meta’s AI efforts? - TechCrunch
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Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Which document should be pointed out to a holocaust denier?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you like Melania Trump's new official 1st lady black & white power portrait?
They put up a sign reading
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?